Difficult Pudding

tinychatter:

“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk

(via i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal)

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

(via welcometothismonochromeworld)

dorothy-cotton:

THE WORST PART ABOUT CONSTRUCTING YOUR OWN FICTIONAL UNIVERSE IS

FUCKING NAME

FOR EVERYTHING

AND EVERYONE

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

sarlaccvagina:

petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this

(via consultingsuperhusbands)